“Dad, do you want to hear a joke? Why did six—you know, the number six?—Why did six cross the road?”
“I don’t know. Why?”
“Well, it crossed the road to go see a play called “Six” that he thought was about him, but when he got to the theater, the play was actually called “Sick” and it was about a bunch of sick people! Ahh hahahaha!”
Well, it wasn’t funny, but it wasn’t dull, either.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?