The Royal Crib

If you’re going to visit Buckingham Palace, then do yourself a favor and bring Bob along. He has ninja-like skills when it comes to skewering the bubbles of pomposity with a well-timed quip. It’s like having the audio commentary supplied by Statler and Waldorf. We passed through the room where the Queen’s children were baptized “with water from the River Jordan.” Bob thought it could quite possibly also be the room where all that royalty was conceived. He works blue.

6 thoughts on “The Royal Crib

  1. i thought those people are hatched in some sort of royal eggery… please, allow me this delusion. some people must not be visualized having intercourse. Parents and hat-wearing royals are at the top of that list (followed closely by clowns)

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