a publicist’s wet dream

How do you score the cover of…

The New Republic
The Weekly Standard
The National Review
Foreign Press
Sister
Business Week
Entertainment Weekly
Newsweek
Newsweek (special issue)
Time
People
InStyle
Wine Enthusiast
Life (special issue)
Time (special issue)

…all in the same week?

covers

Easy.

You replace The Most Hated Man on the Planet as Chief Executive Officer in the Oval Office.

7 thoughts on “a publicist’s wet dream

  1. Bob: The headline on OK! is: “I’ve lost six stone on my drastic new diet!” Kerry. Who is Kerry? How much is six stone? On the issue of Hello! to the right is: Kylie and Andres take their love story to his home city. “I don’t believe in long distance relationships.” It’s clearly more important that the new most powerful leader in the free world.

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