Monday morning. I get into my car, back it out of the driveway and turn the radio on.
…Palin stepped down as Governor of Alaska…
…with three gunshot wounds to the chest…
Longer than there’ve been fishes in the ocean
Higher than any bird ever flew
Longer than there’ve been stars up in the heavens
I’ve been in love with you.
…which makes nine out of 10 victories for the surging Yankees…
…with heavy downpours expected…
And then, seriously,
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays