Three feet of snow in the past 10 days.
A $1,309.64 monthly healthcare bill.
We regret to inform you that
we are pursuing other candidates for this position.
The hot water heater is shot.
A musician I’ve admired since I was a teenager
someone who rarely tours
is coming to town.
Tickets are $150.
A dinner in Brooklyn with one of my oldest friends
the anticipation of which helped me survive the week
was canceled at the last minute
because they kept me at work late
and I moved to New Jersey eight years ago.
An incompetent hair stylist
The ceiling fan in the bathroom started rattling.
A broken shoelace with no time left.
Nietzsche speaks of the death of 1,000 pinpricks.
I think I know what he’s talking about.
Here comes my