None of you pay taxes. Under some very flaky circumstances, you are able to retire as early as age 54. You’re country is flat broke and dragging everybody down, but you’re rioting in the streets and setting fire to banks because of the austere measures that need to be implemented.
Wake up. Get a backbone, you bunch of babies.
The Euro was a terrible idea. I have no idea what rational was used to persuaded an economic powerhouse like Germany to marry the Deutsche Mark to a bunch of lazy-bones like the Greeks, but in hindsight I’ll bet Deutschland would like a do-over on that vote. I know I would.
3-Year Old Daughter: Daddy, do you sleep naked?
Me: Uhh-uhh-ummm…Why no! Of course not!
3-Year Old Daughter: Well, what do your pajamas look like?