My assumption was that getting a puppy was going to open my eyes to the heretofore unknown pleasures of canine companionship. Dogs are awfully popular. People form emotional bonds to them. There must be something magical about having a dog in your life, or so I assumed. Sadly, what has come to pass is that all of my preconceived notions and prejudices about dogs (which I made a valiant and largely successful effort to tamp down) are being confirmed. It would seem that dogs really are dumb, needy, dirty beasts. They’re ambitious. I’ll give them that.
I’m going to assume that having a puppy is not that far removed from having children. Taking care of a baby is negative fun but the satisfaction of having children increases exponentially as they grow older until they reach their teen years, when it once again dissolves back into negative fun. I’m going to soldier on in the hopes that once this puppy becomes a dog, it won’t be so irritating to have around.
William Shatner, standing center stage alone. Can this POSSIBLY be any good? Shatner has the ability to laugh at himself and has a campy appeal, but do I really want to pay Broadway prices (albeit at a discount—I never pay retail) to sit through film clips from T.J. Hooker and chart the evolution of his toupee? And what if he sings Rocket Man or Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? How would you survive something like that without permanent brain damage?
Yes. I’ve heard of this thing called “apps”. Right now all my phone can do is send text messages, take photos and make calls. Also, not sure that puppies get better with age. I mean, the only reason I want a dog IS because they’re SO adorable when they’re younger.
I’m certainly not in the frame of mind to offer doggie consolation.Next door’s yapster is getting closer and closer to having its jaws duct-taped.And 5.30am is not the best time to imagine Mr. Shatner “singing” Rocket Man.No, not at all.
Sid: I would recommend holding off for as long as possible on the smart phone. Most apps are just major time wasters. Actually, I’d hold off on puppies, as well. dinah: One most excellent aspect of our dog is that it’s not a barker. Thank God almighty for small favors.
Puppies learn about the world with their mouths. Coco just learnt that asphalt isn’t interesting. They do get better. You’ll see.
When I was a little kid, no one else in my family of 7 wanted a dog except me, but my parents always let me have one. I didn’t appreciate their sacrifice until I became an adult, and found out how difficult taking care of a dog is.
PG: My life would be so much easier if Coco learned about the world the same way we all do; by watching TV.Cat: Can I archive your comment to show my daughters at a later date? I don’t think they have the proper depth of appreciation for the sacrifice I, and ESPECIALLY Mrs. Wife, am making right now.
This is why I’m a cat person
Poor bloody puppy.
Just as your kids learned about their world by grabbing things, Coco learns by chewing. And I have a cat that would gladly eat that pebble of asphalt alongside your dog. And she’s not a kitten… she’s five. ;-)Coco’s a baby. Give her a good nurturing environment with firm and consistent training and she’ll be lovely when she’s grown up (in about 2 years). The key? Exercise, discipline, affection… in that order.No way would I pay to sit through Shatner rambling on. Wait for it to come on tv and then you can change channels if you don’t like what you see/hear. (Does he even know he can’t sing???)
Oh, and I should have mentioned that I have a six month old kitten at the moment. Like all the other cats I’ve ever had, she learns about the world by gently patting treasured possessions off surfaces onto the floor, where they all (what a surprise!) break. AND, dog owner novices need a smart dog like they need a hole in the head. I know. My first dog was smart. It was a humiliating and frustrating experience.
cats only provide the pretense of cleanliness. they stand in their shitbox then walk across your kitchen counters when you’re not around. don’t be fooled…and i’d rather put cigarettes out in my eyes than watch shatner. let alone PAY for it.
you KNOW where i stand re dogs these days, so i’ll say no more, sugar. but, the plays? sweet mary sunshine all i can say is: YES!YES!YES! (oh yeah, i am THAT excited!) except for shatner…resounding NO. :~)xooxoxox
nurse: Me, too. But I have to have an open mind and heart for the sake of the family.the fly: Not bloody. Not yet. Ponita: Two years seems like an eternity but we’re in it for the long haul. I’m happy to report that obedience class starts this Sunday. Not a moment too soon!PG: Funny, but I don’t feel smarter than the dog. I often find myself going off in the direction SHE chooses. I’m supposed to be the pack leader, right?daisy: Have you ever watched a cat cough up a big hairball. Nothing clean about that! And don’t hate me but if I get a cheap enough ticket, I might go.Sav: Aren’t you even a little curious as to what Shatner can do for :90 minutes on a stage? He’s done Shakespeare before! Really!
My cat is 10 times smarter than I am and 20 times cleaner. All she does is lay around the house all day and wait for me to fill her bowl. In my next life, I want to be my cat.
OK…I’ll sneak back in again and fess up…I shouldn’t knock Shatner because good people paid to hear me “sing.”But I’ve only ever seen him on TV in crappy, campy roles so maybe I should shut up.Please, get a cheap ticket and go on our behalf!
HIF: My cats were the same way. A beam of sun on the wooden floor and they were happy. I think they figured it all out.dinah: Don’t back down from your statement! You’re right! It’s crap. But Shatner seems like the kind of guy who would agree with you.
Tee hee! I love the picture of you and the puppy with puppy love just hiding in the wings – waiting to engulf you.I’ll draw a veil over the Shatner thing.
they’re all dirty and dumb. But that’s why we keep them around….you can’t feel like a lord over something that is equally smart as you, right? That’s why the teenage years with kids becomes negative fun: they’re getting SMARTER THAN YOU. p.s. You are the only one that has acknowledged that child rearing is an investment with long-term gains. I’ve been saying this for well over a year (remember, my son is creeping up on 3) and everybody looks at me like I have 3 heads. And if we based our child-rearing strategies on the Quarterly Reports from our Stocks, I would have dumped this investment before the end of the first year….
Pat: I am hoping almost beyond hope that the puppy-love-thing occurs. Clearly, she’s here for the long haul and I’d rather it be a pleasurable experience. JZ: Someone has to say it: babies are a lot of work with not much in the way of return. Kids a lot easier to relate to when they get older. I find myself having quasi-adult-like conversations with my 10-year old. It’s very satisfying.
I am a dog nutjob. They are dirty. But, the can be smart. And so dumb at the same time.