I found this beauty while perusing the want ads:
Label Room Coordinator: New Jersey. Manage inventory of labels. Recv. labels from PO’s Issue/return labels to/from packaging work centers. Create/print labels & UPC codes for colognes/cosmetics/lotions.
Oh, my God! It’s as if Dickens was having a nightmare about Kafka reading Bukowski’s Factotum.
Tell the little ones to stay in school.