I found this beauty while perusing the want ads:
Label Room Coordinator: New Jersey. Manage inventory of labels. Recv. labels from PO’s Issue/return labels to/from packaging work centers. Create/print labels & UPC codes for colognes/cosmetics/lotions.
Oh, my God! It’s as if Dickens was having a nightmare about Kafka reading Bukowski’s Factotum.
Tell the little ones to stay in school.
Exile on Pain Street 
That’s the spirit my friend.. lift yourself up with laughter. It’ll do you no harm at all.So… who do I apply to for this label shenannigans?
i suppose there’s a worse position: Assistant label room coordinator.a butt boy’s butt boy…
How about Senior Label Room Coordinatior? Always worrying about butt boy and his assistant gunning for your job.
Happy to see you laughing! See it could be worse. Out there somewhere is a guy saying, “finally the perfect job for me!” And it’s not a guy who gets Kafka.
What type of organization has an entire room dedicated to labels?
Oh, I don’t know. I can think of worse. Anything that involves cleaning bodily fluids for example.