I rank “office hijinks” blogs on the same low rung as “mommy” blogs, but certain things are creeping up that I simply cannot ignore. I’ll keep it to a minimum.
Some people bring cookies and biscuits to work. It’s a nice gesture that lifts everyone’s spirits and provides a sugar jolt.
My Chinese colleague brought in a bag of dried octopus tentacles. She said it’s an Asian delicacy
Somewhere on the bottom of the ocean there’s an octopus in a wheel chair cursing humans.
(Thank you very much. I’m here all week. Please tip your waitress.)
I embarrassed myself by asking her what was written on the bag and she said didn’t know since she is Chinese and the writing is in Japanese. What a dopey White person I am!
For lunch she ordered fried rice with anchovies and chicken. I passed on the octopus tentacles but the fried rice sounds delicious. To me.