Insult + injury

Let’s say you saved up all your paper route money and bought yourself a big, dumb American muscle car. And just after your first inflated insurance payment, someone smacks into the rear bumper and puts a ding in it when you’re not around.


At this point, what you DON’T need are the neighborhood hooligans writing graffiti on the damage.


That mutherfucking Jizzy. How many times do I have to tell him he’s too young to drive?

Or perhaps it WAS Grover! At least he apologized.

12 thoughts on “Insult + injury

  1. Back in the day of big chrome plated steel bumpers you’d have never incurred this sort of damage. Nothing’s made to last anymore. Sigh.Like internet commenters, though, there are wags everywhere, aren’t there? Sometimes, they’re even funny.

  2. Rob: I had a big 1972 Chrysler Newport and the bumpers were big, tough sons of bitches that could take a hit or two.Jo: That’s true! I wonder if he’s received any calls? Probably not.Jason: Not having to drive is mainly what kept me in New York for 20 years. Now, it’s a necessity.

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