That Goddamn Ethan Hawke

I saw The New Group’s production of Blood From a Stone. It’s billed as a dark comedy/drama about a dysfunctional family but let me tell you, it’s about 10 parts comedy to 90 parts drama. And “dysfunctional” is too gentle, too clinical a term, to describe the goings on.


It’s in previews and the word on the street is that, at a bit over three hours, it runs too long and they’re trying to pare it down before opening night. I have no idea what people are complaining about. It was so well acted and so compelling that I didn’t look at my watch once. It’s down to about 2:45 and it makes me wonder what I missed.

Comparisons to the horrible family in Tracy Letts’ August: Osage County are inevitable but this sort of thing goes back to Tennessee Williams and even further than that. This family is vintage blue collar bankrupt, living in a house that is, quite literally, falling apart. It’s a different spin on an often-told story.

The entire cast is strong although as the insane ball of anger father, Gordon Clapp (of NYPD Blue) seemed like he was acting at times. Daphne Rubin-Vega (Rent original cast) has exactly one scene but it’s so sexually charged that it impacts the rest of the story. As the scene opens, she’s sans clothes but the lights are so dim that you don’t see any of her goodies, which I’m a little upset about.

But that goddamn Ethan Hawke. That son-of-a-bitch is The Man. He was on stage for pretty much the entire 2:45 and he drove that bus just where it needed to go. He’s a master of dialog and reaction. During the intermission, I read the playbill and his credits include two Academy Award nominations, one of them as a writer. Also, he directed a play that was based on one of his two novels. Oh, and the ladies seem to like his look. (Edit: see first comment, for instance). Bastard. That guy makes me question my choices and feel like an underachiever.

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This is the last play I’ll see this year. 12 months. 41 plays. It could be worse. It could be whiskey and whores.

21 thoughts on “That Goddamn Ethan Hawke

  1. Ha! I feel so vindicated for MY choices. I should’ve outgrown schoolgirl crushes but I lu-hu-r-ve Ethan Hawke! Before Sunrise, Before Sunset… that Goddamn Ethan Hawke indeed!*swoon swoon*And you SAW him. LIVE! I’m just going to go somewhere and shriek.

  2. Daisy: It’s supposed to be a limited engagement and only run to February 5th but you know how that goes. A few good reviews, some sold out shows and all of sudden the “limited engagement” isn’t so limited. I would NOT recommend this show for everybody because it’s not a happy night in the theater, but I think you’d really enjoy it.

  3. That sounds like my kinda show. I love the deep, dark intensity of some shows.I remember the very first live play I saw (other than school stuff) was ‘Equus’ in the mid 70s here in Winnipeg. The only cast name I recall is Len Cariou (he’s from here, you know – and I dated his nephew for a while a few years back) but it was deep, dark and intense… but very well done!

  4. Ponita: I know who Len Cariou is and I think seeing him in “Equus” would have been a great show! Did you know that Daniel Radcliffe did “Equus” on Broadway last season? Dropped his pants and all. (I didn’t see it.)Eryl: Well, that’s all fine and good but you’d better bring a big duffel bag stuffed with cash. It takes a lot to set up here. I was chased right the hell out of town to New Jersey because I couldn’t afford it anymore.

  5. I don’t know shit about theater but i do know good writing and i know that you won’t find any of it in Ethan Hawke’s novels, pure shit mainly published because of the the name on the cover, ala James Franco, and i actually like EH as an actor, who knows maybe directing and playwriting are his calling but don’t waste your money on his “fiction”.

  6. I really envy you your theatre life.I saw Diana Rigg in ‘Eloise and Abelard’ in the nuddy (fifties/ sixties?) and saw as much or as little as you – clever lighting – but was perhaps a shade less disappointed.Ethan sounds great. Wasn’t he married to someone. Something yellow?

  7. Kono: I don’t know about that. His novels received good notices. I’m not ready to damn them just because the author is famous. I’ll read one first.Ponita: He got *excellent* reviews! He’s coming back to Broadway in a couple months to do the comedy “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.”Nurse: It’s all waiting here for you.Pat: Man, I would have loved to see Diana Rigg without any clothes on. In her prime. And, yes, now that you mention it, he was once married to Uma Thurman. What a life!!!!

  8. i tried to read one, nuff said, and most critics don’t know their elbow from their asshole, i see them swoon all the time over things that are complete and utter shit, of course it’s all subjective really, you and i are both allowed to like what we like but if i remember correctly the critics thought one Henry Charles Bukowski was garbage. I don’t damn fame i damn weak and stale writing, maybe i let Hank influence me to much?

  9. I’ll read anything really, i’m like a lit whore, only read Franco cuz he had a story in a magazine, read Hawke standing in a bookstore, didn’t pay for any of it, have a happy new year my good sir.

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